Oscar Pre-Show #1

1. Renee Zellwegger is such a cute-lookin' puddin'. She hides her Texas accent well when she acts; that's the first time I've ever heard it.

2. They're showing all the nominations for Best Actress right now. Question - how long was Unfaithful in theaters? Half an hour?

3. No one's wearing duct tape yet, although I think there might be some being used in lieu of bras.